Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke. Show all posts

Feb 21, 2008

Dummy Speed Trap

I wanted to blog this long time ago, but I didn't have the picture. Finally, my friend sent me one of the blog, who blogged this!!!

It's funny to see the dummy speed trap along the highway during CNY. It's everywhere under the bridge. And the police is a poster! and with blinking yellow/blue light.

It's really scary to see it at night I bet.

I wonder that how many real traffic police were out there that time?

Feb 7, 2008

红针一圈

"红针一圈 "

Guess what is this mean?
I learned this from a friend. She was telling us how "powerful" is her husband. She said....her husband last for "红针一圈 ", which means "one round of red pointer".

It refers to the pointer on the analogue clock, which is the second one. One round of "red pointer" is actually 1 minute. Oh my god! It's really fast. It's supposed to be sad, but how can she tell the story so attractive?

Anyway, this is just a four little words lesson! :P

Feb 3, 2008

The Desperate Housewives

My colleague forward me this email. I found it cool! :P Girls' talk....

It's for the men who have us,
The losers who had us,
And the lucky people who will meet us!!

Jan 24, 2008

Monitor Screen Cleaner

Hey friends,

Try this out! It's so cute!

Click here:
Your Monitor Screen Clean


Hope you like it.

Jan 7, 2008

Gilvie's Dreams

I got a SMS from my sister, Gilvie on last Sunday morning when I have had breakfast with my relatives. She is now in Sydney, Australia. I almost puke....

She said, " Last night I dream of Joshua (my brother) dump Crystal (Joshua's current gf), and married maid, forgot tarzan or Aliyah can't remember. The night before, I dream of I have had sex with David Beckham. Haha."

The drink in my mouth was almost puke out, and I can't tell my aunt or grandma about this crazy dream. So I shared this with my brother, Joshua, and Mei, my cousin who sat next to me.

Joshua was curious who did he choose in Gilvie's dream.
"So, what's Joshua decision?" we asked.
Gilvie replied, "Of course maid. But not sure Tarzan or Aliyah."

We also curious.....so we asked...
"did you enjoy the session with David Beckham? Did you see yourself as Victoria?"
hahaha...lucky she said, "no, I wasn't Victoria, and half way "doing it", Victoria was back. Then I went to hide. And I saw you, Min-Hui hiding together with me".
I asked, "If I were holding a camera?" hehe...no answer....Crazy dreams.....
her bf asked her, "how many position you have with David Beckham?", she said can't recall. hehe too bad!!!!


I think she is just too free, sleep too much in Sydney, and makes her dreams a lot....she is really day dream....