Intruction/User Manual

I am not sure how true it is, but I received an email that about Japanese funny's user manual.




1) Headphone User Manual

a) It cannot be used for rock climbing

b) It cannot function as stethoscope

c) You can't use it to open safety box

2) Oven User Manual

a) You can't use it for magic

b) You cant use it as aquarium

c) You can't use it to hide yourself

3) Paper Shredder User Manual

a) It can't help you to forget your past

b) You can't use it to count coins

c) You can't use it to split your body

d) It's not for cooking

e) You can't pray with it

4) Air Filter User Manual

a) You can't use it to brush your clothes

b) You can't absorb the Eel's smell from restaurant as your dish at home

c) You can't use it to practice your table tennis

d) You can't use it for grilling

e) You can't use it to float on water

f) It's not mosquitoes catcher

5) Induction stove User Manual

a) It's not CD player

b) It's not weighing scale

c) It's not chess set

6) Multi-purpose remote control User Manual

a) You can't use it to control your girlfriend's heart

b) You can't use it for diving

c) You can't use it to fight with crocodile

d) You can't use it to control vehicle

e) You can't use it as hair accessories

f) You can't use it as double truncation stick