Silly man

My husband has a close buddy who is absolutely a god damn joker. He loves to make fun of people including his boss. His name is Musa and he is lebanese. He works with my husband also. He is not only a joker but also a person who always make you nervous. One of the weakness point of him is that he is shy infront of ladies. He is married and he has 3 kids i guess.

My husband always tell me about what he has joked and to whom he has joked to...always their boss and collegue. But no one dare to angry of him even the joke is abit too much.
One day he was working with my husband, he asked my husband if there is anyone behind him, my husband said no, and he fart..with that sound. A lady was passing by and heard that fart, she said "disgusting". He was so shame and embarrass but he likes to do it.

Another time, a collegue was working nearby him, and he went at the back of the collegue and make a fart sound and screaming to everyone that the collegue has just farted !!! The collegue was too nervous to talk to him. Musa has a big mouth also, if he knows one thing, the whole area (the area he lives is muslim area) will know about the news. If my husband wants to knwo something, he jsut go to Musa and have a ciggy and a tea with him, one night you can hear many secrets. He is more worst than a woman.

Anyway, today there is a joke about him and since he is close with my husband, he told my husband about it. He was at his uncles's place to celebrate hari raya. He went to toilet and wee wee..suddenly he felt like he wanted to fart so he pushed himself hard to fart, somehow it wasn't a fart, it was a running poo !!!! You know when your stomach isn't feeling well, your poo sometimes turn watery and runny !! He was in shock because first he was at his uncle's place, secondly he was wearing white pants, the pants was full of his shit. He couldn't just go out like that so he called his wife to bring another pants for him to change. His ucnle kept asking him whats wrong with him and he just said pants broken. THe wife came with a new pants for him to change and the wife took the dirty pants to put into a plastic bag. Sometimes I do feel really bad for his wife...because he got such a bad habit to fart too much. While he was waiting for hsi wife to come he called my husband and told him that. What a silly man. If its me, I wouldn't dare to tell anyone but to this disgusting guy, he can do anything !